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9.10.2006 Some new links and the activities section added. 11.9.2006 VTS-M live: 28.10. Chemnitz - Grasspub - + WEED IN THE HEAD, DOWN ON KNEES I´M WEAK 10.11. Nürnberg - K4 (Ex-KOMM), Radio Zosh Geburtstagsfeier - + IMMURED (Crust-Punk), BENEATH FLOWERS (Melodic Death-Metal), + tba 17.11. Dresden, Thrillbeats Club - + WEED IN THE HEAD, BEISSERT, IGUANA Furthermore we will play a tour with the smelly SPANCER next year in march. The dates will be published as soon as they are affirmed. 15.8.2003 HALLO SPANCER! ->!!! 3:0 !!! 12.8.2006 New pictures added. jp 11.8.2006 As you can hopefully see, the words-section has been added. Now you can read our stupid lyrics. We always hided them and ordered Boris to sing as horrible as possible, so that nobody may understand them. But now we´ve decided to publish them. Don´t ask why. Don´t be afraid to sign the guestbook!! Somehow several entries got lost. In my view there must be a criminal who steals them to sell them in poland or buxtehude. Maybe the Spancerguys are the reason, or maybe it´s just the "league of men denying problems"... Mysterious! jp 17.7.2006 Hej! The new EP "Treatise On Ruins" will be published in september/october. In some days we will enter our new rehearsal room. Then we will be able to work on the new songs (two songs, 30mins). There´s nothing more to say. jp 23.6.2006 Unfortunately the "discussion" about what has the right to call itself "doom" has reached our guestbook. It´s impressive how several mudheads still keep going on wasting their energy by offending anyone whose music is beyond their horizon. Write down whatever you want, you´re just making yourself ridiculous and I affirm that you will not even notice it. So, all you true but anonymous rockers from planet pretension, feel free to sign! Apropos: Fortunately I found the old guestbook, which was lost during the work on the homepage. The entries of the provisional guestbook have been added, so nothing got lost. Now you have got the possibility to publish your dick size again. jp 20.6.2006 !!!SODOM UND GOMORRHA!!! 12.6.2006 Hammerstadt finished. O.K. it´s a week ago now...ja. On Sunday the drummer boy had a chance to visit his grandparents - and he did so while the rest went into a greek restaurant or was it a pizzabudenladenrestaurant? A pizzawhatever. Yes the gig was nice I think we had a pretty fat sound although the BOOZE BROTHERS couldn´t join us for various reasons. To avoid it getting boring, here the only thing to quarrel: PLEASE REPLACE THE SOY MEAT BY REAL WORSCHD/GULASCH NEXT TIME, O.K.? ;) rp Thanks to anyone in Hammerstadt for some relaxing and impressive hours. Greetings from the whole band to Pumuckl, the wild pony from far beyond. Greetings to the marvellous nature around Hammerstadt, the future desert hole. Not forgotten the bands, which made Satti experience his first blast audition, what inspired him to play as slow as possible...special greetings to the bee-man from FLY-BLOWN. jp And, finally a Swedish sentence: Och vår kompis Satti hade födelsedagen och fick inte knulla sin tjej för han måste åka till Schweiz för att få knulla!!! dk 1.6.2006 Some pictures added. New shirts printed. Tomcat castrated. Iconographies section rearranged. Wine bottle opened. Doom. 13.5.2006 VTS-M will play at the II. internätional Sport-und Kinderfest in Hammerstadt, 3.6.2006. For more info, see: www.kommaerzbanck.de 5.5.2006 Jens updated the site (as the more percepted among you may have realised). Now it´s brown. Brown is not only the colour of mammal´s excrements but also the colour of e.g. sick bird´s excrements, at least sometimes and at least in my imagination. Yes. However the colours and basements of this manifold and unknown world, one thing is for sure: BEEHOOVER know how to hoove the bees out of my pelvis. You should really make sure to get your copy of their MCD. It´s huge. Colourful. Whitty. Distinguished. Ironic. Enchanting. Surprising. And not in the least oversophisticated. A slap in the face of all those pseudo-innovative rock/metal professors. Words are the wrong means here. Get it. By the way: my neighbour´s arm was given a life of it´s own yesterday. He accidentally chopped it off with a giant knife which he had found in a Bosch picture... Check out BEEHOOVER. They´re great. Honestly. Sincerely yours, I. ld postscriptum: The ´s´ in your name is missing, nitwit. And to be fair we have to tell those people out there about the beautiful picture of Satti which can be found in the responsibilites-section. rp Whatever.jp 2.5.2006 Reviews-section added. jp 28.4.2006 The link-section has been updated. jp 5.4.2006 PROBERAUM GESUCHT!!! Wer irgendwas weiß, bitte melden! Am besten via E-Mail.... VTS-M is forced to look for a new rehearsal room!!! The city of Fürth and some investors have decided to pull down buildings of a recent area of the us-army, where it was possible to rehearse! Now numerous bands don´t know what to do, because they have to leave until june. The whole area will be transformed into a "buisiness and leisure park", where people, who don´t know what to do with their time and money can go playing golf, fence, get massaged or whatever. It seems to be a further step to hold the level of being the "most secure city in Bavaria" for Fürth, ´cause now all those dirty, drug-abusing criminals/musicians are prevented to gather. Thank you for nothing, fuckers! Unfortunately, the work on the new songs is somehow disturbed because of this and not as relaxed as it was before, but we will go on. There is some anger to be worked up! A new guestbook is online. Ugly, but it works.... Unfortunately it wasn´t possible to save the 110 entries of the old guestbook, but maybe there is a way to bring them back. I´m working on it! Furthermore the articles in the novelties will be signed by the one who wrote it. jp 4.4.2006 Just back from DSR IV. Nice days. Nice gig. Nice genitals. But the Schupfnudeln with Sauerkraut were a bit too soft on the first day and mixed with meat on the second. But as to the fact that this were the only real flaws of the festival, let´s say: fine days after all. And it was especially great to see BEEHOOVER (simply the most interesting band in the whole genre thus my faves of the festival) let alone the unique and constantly fantastic soundbomb HEAVY LORD (although some of them still wonder about our nudist actions...). To all of you who missed the festival: ha ha hihi! C'est la vie, the old fatherfister! rp By the way, sorry for the missing guestbook. It will be returned soon! The are several updates in progress.... jp 15.3.2006 Unfortunately our second guitarplayer f.s. made his way to the lfa III, so we were able to play a regular gig, which was especially delightful, and because of the spontaneity, the relaxed and weird folk hanging around there a very charming event! Thanks to everybody who joined! It was also a good chance to play a warm-up gig for the dsr IV. VTS-M will play as last band on friday after Solitude Aeternus.... 10.3.2006 !!!!ATTENTION!!!! THE WALRUZ HAD TO CANCEL THE GIG AT THE LFAIII BECAUSE OF DISEASE! The OBERKRAINER HAZARDEURE (a.k.a. "Pimmelmann Boys") will play instead, although their Warmbläser f.s. is somewhere lost in space! 8.3.2006 Happy New Year..... After weeks of non-presence it was finally successful to solve all the problems; several breakdowns of my pc and the work on the "new" page were the reasons of the abstinence........sorry to anyone! During all that time we played the gigs in Lobenstein and Magdeburg, which were wery impressing and relaxed. Thanks to those who helped! Furthermore we finished the work on the first new song, at least it´s not of a short duration (about 15min. I think).... VTS-M will play at the DOOM SHALL RISE IV Festival. Unfortunately we don´t know if we play on friday or saturday. We don´t care, we see forward! There will be updates, ....more soon. At last the LOW FREQUENCY ASSAULT III has to be mentioned. For all information you need, just read below: "Liebe Freunde und Freundinnen der gediegenen Abendunterhaltung, zum ersten male in diesem schon jetzt wundervollen und noch verheißungsvollerem Jahre 2006, möchte ich euch zu einer Sonderveranstaltung der Superspitzenklasse einladen. Es handelt sich dabei um nichts minderes als die 3.Auflage des beliebten und durchfallfördernden LOW FREQUENCY ASSAULT´s. Das die Anwesenheit nach dem Lesen dieser e-Mail Pflicht ist, bedarf eigentlich keiner Erläuterung. Wie es aber dann doch manchmal vorkommen mag, schleicht sich bei der ein oder anderen Person eine Unlust ein, welche zum Nichtbesuch dieses (selbst vom Pabst Ratze hochgeschätzten) Ereignisses führen könnte. Um diese Eventualität gleich in der Sprösslingsphase zu ersticken und mit tonnenweise Wurstsalat zu belegen führe ich folgend einige Belohnungen/Bestrafungen für Nichtanwesende auf: - Darreichung einer von mir selbst gefertigten Wurst, inklusive einer händischen Verzehrhilfe meinerseits. Die Konsistenz kann je nach Tagesform variieren. - H5N1 - Influenza Viren via Brieftaube direkt zu euch nach Hause (ausschliesslich Versandkosten bei Überschreitung der zulässigen Bekotungsmarge) - Ein persönlicher - min. 8 stündiger - Vortrag meinerseits, der über die verschiedenen Möglichkeiten des Verstärkens einer Sinusschwingung welche durch den Anschlag einer Gitarren-/Bassseite erzeugt wurde (einschließlich "Die kleine Röhrenverstärkerkunde 1965 - 1999") Die möglichen Ausreden gebe ich diesmal vor, falls wirklich jemand nicht kommen kann. Bitte eine Auswählen und diese dann schriftlich an folgende Adresse schicken: Torsten Trautwein Im Asbesthaus gegenüber vom billigen Griechen (Sakis olé) 90666 Fürth "Ich kann leider nicht zum LFA3 kommen, da ich: - meine Katze mal wieder färben muss - diese e-mail nie erhalten habe, da sich mein Computer auf irgendeiner Vögelseite wohl mit der Vogelgrippe infiziert hat - die Bands zwar nicht kenne, aber diese mir trotzdem nicht gefallen - aus einer sicheren Quelle erfahren habe, dass das Konzert schon seit 2 Jahren ausverkauft ist - im Kunstverein immer so besoffen bin und von den Bands eh nichts mitbekomme - nicht weiss ob ich da überhaupt noch lebe Bevor ich es vergesse, ein paar Informationen zum Konzert an sich: CALDERA (instrumentaler, brachialer (Stoner) DOOM aus Frankreich. Runter mit der Hose und sich die Kimme/Lappen mal ordentlich durchblasen lassen !) http://caldera666.free.fr THE WALRUZ (kennen bestimmt schon einige von zwei vorausgegangenen Konzerten in Nbg und einigen abgesagten Konzerten in nbg. Psychedelischer DOOM auf musikalisch hohem Niveau (den Basser mal aussen vor gelassen) o)). Wie das "Z" im Bandnamen erahnen lässt, mit sehr starkem HipHop Einschlag ;o) www.thewalruz.com GOLDEN GORILLA (ein feiner derber Sludge Doom Bastard aus Darmstadt ..... wer aus dieser Stadt kommt, muss zwangsweise die Verdauung fördern) www.gorilladoom.com 11.3.2006 (Samstag) im ....... na wo wohl: KUNSTVEREIN NÜRNBERG (www.kv-nbg.de / Frankenstrasse 200) Einlass: 20:00 Beginn: 21:00 Eintritt: 6Euro Mehr ist nicht mehr zu sagen. Die mail natürlich an alle weiterleiten. Dankeschön. Danke an Dave (Plakatlayout), Björn (Verstärkerturmbild) und alle die mir immer bei Konzerten und deren drumherum helfen. Boris Außerdem nicht zu vergessen: 31.3. & 1.4. DOOM SHALL RISE 2.4. GENERAL SURGERY, Grimness 69, Xenotaph - im Kunstverein 10.4. DEBRIS INC., Orange Sunnshine ...... fällt wahrscheinlich leider aus 13.4. TAINT (UK) + BLUTCH (Belgien) ........ im Kunstverein 28.4. CENTURIES GHOST & FALL OF THE IDOLS ...... im Kunstverein Low Frequency Assault III - 11. März 2006 bb 2.1.2005 VTS-M live: 14.1. lobenstein - kulturbrauhaus + JACK FROST, EARTHFLIGHT 4.2. magdeburg - tba. |
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